Saturday, November 28, 2009

Moose Loose by Lake Hus

A man in Sweden has been cleared of murdering his wife after it emerged a moose had actually been the guilty party, explains the BBC. The man had found his wife dead by their lake side home and immediately been arrested on suspicion of murder and then held for ten days. He was released when moose fur and saliva were found on her body. It is believed the moose may have been drunk on fermenting apples. One thing though. How exactly did the police think he did the crime? Presumably she had been charged with antlers and bitten. I imagine the antlers did the fatal damaged. I kind of imagine antler impalement leaves a mark. A bit different than say a bullet wound or stab wound. If the police did think he did the crime, imagine what they thought of him. I picture the interegration. "Listen you sick fuck, we know what you did, you charged her with a dead moose didn't you?"

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